The biggest douche bag at Rockford High School. this kid has NO friends. he wears girl weatpants and has freakishly small ears.

(also refer to the third definition)
"See that freakshow over there in the corner by himself?" "yeah, he must be a karson."
by kinzzzyyyy January 11, 2010
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Karson is one of the sweetest guy’s you’ll ever know. He puts others before himself and isn’t afraid to show his silly side. He also makes the stupidest faces, but they make you smile. He can change your mood in a heartbeat and will stay with you through the tough times. He’s a hard worker and works for what he wants. He can get hotheaded and doesn’t care if it shows. Karson will love you like there’s no tomorrow :) <3 he also has the biggest penis
Karson is hot
by i am a cool cool person January 13, 2021
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They are good Christian boys that have long necks and look like a twig. And somehow gets all the hoes.
Aye yo look at Karson’s neck
by WhiteDaddy May 14, 2019
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Is a wannabe and should try to be less of a bitch
Karson the one girl who should try less
by jg974 June 21, 2019
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The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”
by Count Cockula October 7, 2019
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Young forever single man who has an unexplained love for volcom shit. Swears a lot and thoroughly enjoys drinking and jerky boarding. Every time he gets drunk he somehow ends up hitting on his attractive first cousin, with full knowledge that they're related. Also loves anal.
That Karson Becker is real twat waffle.
by Fresh Skidmarks March 2, 2016
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The epitome of awesome manly-ness.
"Karson Hatch" dinned with chuck norris and the most intersting man in the world while benchpressing a planet.
by geee i wonder... August 20, 2010
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