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cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.
"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"
by ducttapeman May 2, 2005
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Trigger Jiggling

When your using an inaccurate fully automatic weapon in a first-person shooter, such as Halo, and to make it more accurate you jiggle the trigger to burst fire.
Guy 1: "Man, I keep missing with this shitty assult rifle!"
Guy 2: "Dude, try trigger jiggling."
Guy 1: "Holy shit! This works way better!"
by XioClone May 24, 2009
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Bank Jugging

The act of watching a bank customer with the intent to follow them and steal their money.
"I saw that three suspects from Houston were arrested for bank jugging."
"Yeah, they keep getting caught. They should get an actual job instead of stealing from people."
by Crime_Definitions June 5, 2017
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Cock Juggling

Being engaged in oral sex with 3 cocks in the following fashion: One in each hand and one in the mouth. Both hands and mouth must be preoccupied with cock in order to be considered Cock Juggling.
Dean is such a total cock juggler. I saw him stroking off a guy with each hand while he was chugging on some cock as well. I never knew loved cock juggling so much.
by Bobo the Cock Juggling Clown October 16, 2008
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005
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juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
by Ian Chode September 13, 2003
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