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Financial Judaism

A financial method involving saving every single penny and making sure you get every last cent you can from clients, tax collectors, mortgage, and the like, regardless of legality.
I would fly on Delta Airlines, but sadly their financial Judaism has scammed me for the last time.
by Teh Elektrik Shuffler March 23, 2011
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Judeism

Judeism is the religion where you worship Jude. To become a Jude, you must become Indian and have a hot mom. To worship Jude, you must become an Indian scammer and tell people their computer has a virus.
Yo dude being part of Judeism is so cool!

People who worship Judeism have a big pp!
by Jude is cool April 27, 2021
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Judyism

A stern, yet humorous phrase, insult or general word of wisdom often uttered by Judge Judy on her courtroom TV series of the same name.
List of common Judyisms

1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.

4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.

6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".

7. Your story's a crock of baloney.

8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.

9. "Uh" is not an answer.

10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?

11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?

12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
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