Seriously, dude. I don't know what happened.
I was just pounding Jojo's tight teen twat with my giant, cum-filled cock one day, and before I knew it, Chris Hansen was knocking on my door, telling me to take a seat...
I was just pounding Jojo's tight teen twat with my giant, cum-filled cock one day, and before I knew it, Chris Hansen was knocking on my door, telling me to take a seat...
by not-pedobear March 31, 2008
Amazing teen singer who caught most people with her #1 hit single "Leave (Get Out)" in summer '04. Her new album "The High Road" is scheduled to be released on September 19, and her new single "Too Little Too Late" has already leaked onto the internet and is due to impact radio SOON.
JoJo has an incredible voice!
by Mikemurf July 01, 2006
by Tiny Elvis September 19, 2007
A smart guy but very funny always cheer you uo and is very loyal. Will always be on your said and is hard to fall outta love. Love to flex his money and kno that nobody will fuck with him. Very charming and is a great listener. Very great in bed !
by Therealaboutus December 19, 2016
An amazing friend! He is super athletic and is really funny. One of the sweetest boys ever and at moments, awkward, but you love him anyway! Defiantly a smarty and enjoys reading.
Girl 1: Who's that kid over there?
Girl 2: I dont know but he looks like a Jojo
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: His face is practically buried on that book!
Girl 2: I dont know but he looks like a Jojo
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: His face is practically buried on that book!
by Cats go Meow November 29, 2011
(n.) Celebrity, countable
A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)
Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
by Madge86 November 05, 2008