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Jonathan Joestar

No one's as gentlemanly as he is. Those who say bad things to him can't be serious, he's perfect.
Jonathan Joestar: DIOOOOO!!!
by neomiely November 22, 2021
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Joestar

A bloodline of main characters in jojo’s bizarre adventure usually the son of a joestar except for two occasions one is the son of a gay vampire named DIO Brando who stole Jonathan Joestar’s body and did the nasty with tons of women without a rubber then one had a son Giorno Giovanna and jolyne kujo Jotaro Kujo’s daughter
Man those joestars truly have bizarre adventures
by IamDIOyesmeandpucciaredating November 5, 2020
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jonathan joestar

Someone comes into your life and Fucks it up
Don't worry bro your just like Jonathan joestar
by Ya_boi_joestar September 25, 2019
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Jobist

Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.
Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!
by Sakurakage September 9, 2019
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soul.joestar

hot bri’ish man that’s always speaking facts 🤤😍
hey have you seen soul.joestar‘s post? He never misses 😍
by hehe 😉 March 31, 2021
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joeissuchahoar

the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar

origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
Person a: You know that guy spelt hoar instead of whore?
Person b: Haha what a joeissuchahoar
by Beri64 November 3, 2012
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Jonathan Joestar

He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-

ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-
"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
by I miss Jonathan Joestar ; _ ; November 4, 2020
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