João Marcos

the coolest guy ever

João Marcos is the cooler guy ive met

by BrotherJM November 23, 2021

João cadilha

João cadilha is the sexiest man on earth. He is kind, and caring, the sweetest person ever. Very understanding and loyal to his friends and lover. Hes a person you whant to stick to and be by their side. With very cute features and the funnyest personality.
Great tast in music and women. Very criative with a great mind set and is not afraid to tell their opinion.
If you ever come across João cadilha dont let him out of ur sight. He is strong, confident and overprotective becouse he knows people can take advantage of others.
He is the life of thhe party

Ur so sexy, are you a João cadilha?

by Leonor Jacinto December 6, 2021

João

Synonym for cocksucker

I saw an adult movie where they did a lot of João

by Rei Panadão November 22, 2021

joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!

"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017

João

very nice dude who sounds like a minecraft villager

João: hi
literally fucking anyone: you sound like a villager

by ginkgo biloba tree October 17, 2023

João Felipe

The best person I ever met.
He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.

Someone: How’s this guy?
Me: It’s João Felipe, such a good person!

by yeahyeahchacha November 22, 2021

joão rodrigo

this guy is a really great person, his heart is gold, he’s pure and gentle, kind and also very altruist. he does everything he can to help and support people and looking to his eyes makes you feel closer to the heaven. he’s that type of person that is unforgettable, and if you have the chance to be friends of him, don’t mess it up!

João Rodrigo, that lovely boy that has a pure golden heart

by rafaalmd November 24, 2021