1) The most beautifull and intelligent person alive!
2) The most kind person you ever will meet!
3) The smell of a new book
2) The most kind person you ever will meet!
3) The smell of a new book
by abalacubaco June 23, 2020
Get the João Taveiramug. Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023
Get the Afonso Joãomug. Simplesmente enorme. Um João Gross sabe odiar como ninguém e não tem vergonha de admitir isso. Tome cuidado pois ele sempre está planejando o mal e a destruição de todos a sua volta. Não há escapatória.
by nãoéaveronica November 23, 2021
Get the João Grossmug. A unique name, a mixture of names meaning God is benevolent and warrior, dedicated to the planet Mars. Name not very common in Brazil, having variations in several Romance languages. In French, Jean Marcos, in Spanish, Juan Marcos, among other variations.
by res infinita November 23, 2021
Get the João Marcosmug. The best person I ever met.
He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.
He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.
by yeahyeahchacha November 22, 2021
Get the João Felipemug. by ginkgo biloba tree October 17, 2023
Get the Joãomug. João is the ultimate hot guy, he won the genetic lottery and has a sex appeal that few can be proud to say the same, heartbreaker since birth, usually can get every girl he wants and takes pride on it, he’s very blunt and straightforward and is used to use flattery to get what he wants as he’s so charming. He’s a natural leader and can be the most amazing person you ever met either in friendships and romantic relationships or the worst if you make the mistake to make it between him and what he wants. He can act like a douchebag in such situations but he quickly regrets it as he’s also the sweetest human being on earth.
Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Girl 1 to her friend: “Wow look at João, I would make anything to have him “ *proceeds to get naked*
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
by CherHorowitz123 November 21, 2021
Get the Joãomug.