Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023
João is the ultimate hot guy, he won the genetic lottery and has a sex appeal that few can be proud to say the same, heartbreaker since birth, usually can get every girl he wants and takes pride on it, he’s very blunt and straightforward and is used to use flattery to get what he wants as he’s so charming. He’s a natural leader and can be the most amazing person you ever met either in friendships and romantic relationships or the worst if you make the mistake to make it between him and what he wants. He can act like a douchebag in such situations but he quickly regrets it as he’s also the sweetest human being on earth.
Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Girl 1 to her friend: “Wow look at João, I would make anything to have him “ *proceeds to get naked*
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
by CherHorowitz123 November 22, 2021
by ginkgo biloba tree October 17, 2023
If you have a João you have almost everything.
He's a loyal compassionate companion for life.
You should never betray Joao's trust, for it may wound him in many ways.
If you are Joao's girlfriend, keep in mind that you will live a comfortable humble life.
If your name is Raquel, please ignore the text above. You'll do anything you want... And everything will be fine.
He's a loyal compassionate companion for life.
You should never betray Joao's trust, for it may wound him in many ways.
If you are Joao's girlfriend, keep in mind that you will live a comfortable humble life.
If your name is Raquel, please ignore the text above. You'll do anything you want... And everything will be fine.
by John Snows November 23, 2021
Synonym for cocksucker
by Rei Panadão November 22, 2021
litteraly the best brazillian wonder kid on earth like he’s even the best wonder kid ever he plays for watford like best watford player ever gonna get em promoted n shit and a joao is like what u call someone that’s cool.
although when you call someone a joao it can be referred to being called a nonce ngl
although when you call someone a joao it can be referred to being called a nonce ngl
example 1 for normal: hey look that guy has a big shlong it must be João
Example 2 for nonce: Hey g, look over there it’s a joao tappin a 15 year old
Example 2 for nonce: Hey g, look over there it’s a joao tappin a 15 year old
by JoãoPedro10 April 03, 2021
Simplesmente enorme. Um João Gross sabe odiar como ninguém e não tem vergonha de admitir isso. Tome cuidado pois ele sempre está planejando o mal e a destruição de todos a sua volta. Não há escapatória.
by nãoéaveronica November 24, 2021