jessina

Someone who is very beautiful, funny, and a fuckin stoner. Smoking weed is all she does, right along with a crazy blonde best friend who is even a bigger stoner. She tends to have red hair and loves to have fun:) this girl is so amazing and you will never find a better friend then her. No one else can compare to her.

That girl is so amazing. Her name is probably jessina.

by Stoner1711 September 7, 2015

Jessicanazi

A middle-aged woman named Jessica, with blonde hair, blue eyes, and constantly brags about her 'perfect family', exposing her Aryan nature.

Wow, my biology teacher is such a Jessicanazi, and she needs to stop ranting about her Aryan family.

by The_Rubber_Duck May 17, 2017

Jessani

Jessani is the kind of girl who will shamelessly tell you that you were in their dream the night before, because she loves it when people tell her that. She’s laid back but also sensitive, so compartmentalizing her emotions can end up kicking her in the ass in the long-run.

Jessani is loyal but hates being tied down. Jessani is okay with wearing mismatched socks if they have the same patterns.

Dude have you talked to Jessani lately? She’s been MIA and I miss her!

by Classic shrimp January 5, 2021

jessiah

jessiah is a ship name for jessica and jaziah.

jessiah is the second best couple in jamaica.

by camandable June 26, 2022

New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

jessianya

Nobody is better than a Jessianya . shell beat a hoe up if she gotta but usually like a to chill . finest boss Bitch on the planet . nobody can ever compete.with her . she a one of a kind .
n shell stomp on ur hoe 😘

Omg niggah . ya saw Jessianya today

She so fine😘 Jessianya

by Jessianya February 20, 2017

jessing

Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."

"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II

(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."

Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."

by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013