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The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.
Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
Jaren by Jaren Johansen September 6, 2021
Incredibly handsome and tall guy. One of the most perfect and leng human beings. Usually they’re the kindest and most social people you’ll ever meet.
Friend 1: “Oh my good look at that handsome leng hot juicy guy that just walked past us” Friend 2: “OMG HELLO HIS NAME IS TOTALLY JURENZY”
Jurenzy by kingofijbol August 11, 2023
a Swedish girl who is obsessed with chocolate, and is slightly crazy and weird (in a good way)
Whose that pretty girl over there eating her chocolate? Oh hey, it's Jarenya!
jarenya by mkmkm September 29, 2010
Charming,tall,100% man...your king come to rescue you....then he lies for no reason over the littlest things...thinks he has his own set of laws and never says he's sorry.big penis' high sex drive
I meet a guy named jaren
Jaren by S. Queen. April 3, 2019

Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

Jaren's Brownie 

When a guy poops on a girl's stomach then sits on it smashing the fecal material into every crevass.
Did you see that mess? Looks like he gave her a Jaren's brownie.
Jaren's Brownie by PGC137 January 21, 2021