The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.
Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
Charming,tall,100% man...your king come to rescue you....then he lies for no reason over the littlest things...thinks he has his own set of laws and never says he's sorry.big penis' high sex drive