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Jambon Jovis

The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.
“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”
by Nayyyyyy! September 4, 2021
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Jiggaboo Jamboree

All of the jiggaboos were at the jiggaboo jamboree
by l shizzy November 12, 2010
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Taco Jamboree

Male 1: Dude, my girlfriend forced me to go hang out with a bunch of her girl friends.
Male 2: It was a taco jamboree.
Male 1: Pretty much.
by Benjamin Cannon January 2, 2011
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Jambog

To repost something so blatently obvious, even your AOL using Grandma calls you a Interweb N00b.
May 8, 2006: "Hey guys, have you seen this *new* video of a DEA Agent shooting himself infront of a group of kids?"

"Roger really Jambogged the message board the other night with a link to BadgerBagderBadger dot com"
by Disintegr8or May 17, 2006
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muffin jamboree

A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest
Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005
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Chav Jamboree

The informal gathering of various chav indivudals and groups outside a magistrates court. There's the inevitable pissed abusive chav dispensing idle threats to passers by and onlookers (perhaps on a 'Chav Safari'); the lone Chav looking for someone with a light for his cigarette; the chirppy (I've been 'ere every day this week) group of Chavs); Chav bints and sluts etc all wearing obligatory uniform - United Colours of Chav (Burberry, white jogging bottoms, shell suits etc). In combination when the collective mass looks like a brilliant bright spectacle of urban decay and hillarity this is known as a jamboree.
(Driving past the Magistrates court in Stafford) - f'cking 'ell there's a cracking chav jamboree outside the spanner's court today! did you see the state of the f'ckwits!
by Dr Hans December 15, 2008
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