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Jago

He who is about to die
1. A character in games or movies who is completely expendable. e.g Bullet fodder/ cannon fodder /sword fodder

2.No chance of living and absolutely destined to die

3. (for star trek) the guard who goes down to planet with Captian Kirk and dies horribly. (can always be fondly refered to as a jago)
by Suicidal llama September 25, 2010
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Evie Jago

Has a juicy Jago monster minge
‘Wow’ said Chris as Helen opened her legs to expose her Evie Jago. ‘That’s so juicy and monstrous
by Big Supper April 13, 2020
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bang jago

The passive aggressive (or passive-aggressive) way to name-call or mock a troll/URL Badman/Internet Tough Guy/Virtual Gangster/Keyboard Warrior/Broadband Champion

The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself
Ampun Bang Jago 🙏🙏🙏
by Sir. B February 14, 2021
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Jessica Kilby Jago

The most amazing person you will ever meet, she will change your life for the better. She's not only your soulmate, but she's also your best friend. I couldn't imagine my life without her. She's the most amazing and beautiful person I've ever met, she disagrees with me whenever I say this but it's the truth. She's sweet, kind, funny, has the most amazing personality, and great taste in everything (even though she prefers golden syrup to maple syrup). She's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me and all I want to do is spend my life with her.

Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog
person 1: that girl is a Jessica Kilby Jago
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her
by yog_nog3000 June 4, 2019
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JAGOS

Just
A
Group
Of
Spastics

The most amazing group in the world. They have the best friends. Amazing relationships with each other and the best part. It’s not like a normal group where you got someone in charge. We make decisions collectively. YEET
“Who are those idiots. Wouldn’t wanna be part of their group”
“Nah bruv they are JAGOS.They got a great group”

Nah mate still look like idiots.”
by SLUTTYNUGGET May 6, 2019
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Jago

Used to define a particularly outrageous fashion outfit that is over the top. The word comes from fashion stylist Clifford Jago and his aesthetic.
That outfit is SOOO jago!
by Frank Zola May 24, 2018
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Jago

An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.
It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.
by krn2001 November 22, 2021
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