Jago

He who is about to die

1. A character in games or movies who is completely expendable. e.g Bullet fodder/ cannon fodder /sword fodder

2.No chance of living and absolutely destined to die

3. (for star trek) the guard who goes down to planet with Captian Kirk and dies horribly. (can always be fondly refered to as a jago)

by Suicidal llama September 25, 2010

Evie Jago

Has a juicy Jago monster minge

‘Wow’ said Chris as Helen opened her legs to expose her Evie Jago. ‘That’s so juicy and monstrous’

by Big Supper April 13, 2020

bang jago

The passive aggressive (or passive-aggressive) way to name-call or mock a troll/URL Badman/Internet Tough Guy/Virtual Gangster/Keyboard Warrior/Broadband Champion

The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself

Ampun Bang Jago 🙏🙏🙏

by Sir. B February 14, 2021

Jessica Kilby Jago

The most amazing person you will ever meet, she will change your life for the better. She's not only your soulmate, but she's also your best friend. I couldn't imagine my life without her. She's the most amazing and beautiful person I've ever met, she disagrees with me whenever I say this but it's the truth. She's sweet, kind, funny, has the most amazing personality, and great taste in everything (even though she prefers golden syrup to maple syrup). She's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me and all I want to do is spend my life with her.

Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog

person 1: that girl is a Jessica Kilby Jago
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her

by yog_nog3000 June 4, 2019

Jago Sidgwick

the fittest air host ever

i wanna be jago sidgwick

by djf;laksd; June 5, 2023

Jago Bucher

He is often mistaken as Jago butch but really he is 'Jago Batty Bucher'. he looks like a white umpalumpa and the hight of one too. He a school boy but often has bad tease in what house to choose. He has a fit sister and a good looking mum .

You're such a "Jago Bucher"

by GuyHorrell November 19, 2021

Jagos

An amazing friend and lover. He's everything you could ask for in a partner. He loves dogs more than anyone else and has an indescribable amount of love for food. Can be quite flirtatious but has a great sense of humor.

Angus: Imagine finding a lover and best friend in one person, it'd be so easy for an introvert like me.
Me: babe, get you a jagos ;)

by Loveadele November 24, 2021