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Jago

An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.
It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.
by krn2001 November 22, 2021
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jagO

jagO has a fat choper
jago has a big choper
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Jago

Alex: Is that Jago?
Alfie: OMG he's such a bumlick
by JackalTheBomber May 28, 2022
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Jago

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller
by Fxck_Deeznuts6969 October 5, 2023
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Jago

He’s an exceptional guy with a big heart, one of a kind really. He’s kind, drop dead handsome, knock your socks off hilarious, and incredibly special. He fights tooth & nail for what he believes, my favorite person ever made.
Stranger: how would you describe the new guy?
Me: he’s a real JAGO if you ask me, except he can’t be because there’s only one as amazing as him ;)
by rizz.a.balls March 2, 2024
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Jago?

Jago? (or Juggo?) = Did you go?
Fo Jy wenta fiworks. Jago?

... means ...

On the Fourth of July we went to the fireworks. Did you go?
by Yo! Mo Fro Bro. June 19, 2006
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Jago Bucher

He is often mistaken as Jago butch but really he is 'Jago Batty Bucher'. he looks like a white umpalumpa and the hight of one too. He a school boy but often has bad tease in what house to choose. He has a fit sister and a good looking mum .
You're such a "Jago Bucher"
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