Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

jigging

your body part is shaking or jumping.

my leg was hurt and it started jigging

by #bigdaddyav🤡❣️ September 28, 2019

Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004

jogging

It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

John: I just went jogging.
Mary: When in Rome

by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

Gets my noggin jogging

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.

Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.

by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019

Bank Jugging

The act of watching a bank customer with the intent to follow them and steal their money.

"I saw that three suspects from Houston were arrested for bank jugging."
"Yeah, they keep getting caught. They should get an actual job instead of stealing from people."

by Crime_Definitions June 5, 2017