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Wacky Jacqui

Contrary to popular belief and despite what the name may suggest, there is nothing wacky about a Wacky Jacqui. It is a misnomer. If you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Wacky Jacqui in the wild, you’ve struck gold - don’t let her go. That being said, she’ll probably find you in the wild, she thrives off making the best conversation and collecting strays. She’s an amazing human, caring, empathetic, down to earth, intelligent, a magic making power-house and of course absolutely beautiful (inside and out). Not great at goodbyes but we forgive her for that because she makes each journey with her one to remember.
*Frederico and Eugene drinking Kale smoothies at the morning Farmers’ market*

Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.

Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?

Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.

Eugene: … that’s fair
by Scorpian King April 26, 2022
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Dirty Jacqui

When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.
I got carried away last night and gave him a Dirty Jacqui.
by DirtyDaniel_ August 14, 2020
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Jacquelin

Might be a little introverted at first, but will open up more to you if you stay around for a little. Is a true friend/lover. Don’t hurt them, they probably won’t give you a second chance, since they let you be a part of their everyday life (such as activities or holidays). Won’t hesitate to fight for the good or defend someone that has been treated badly.
Someone just made me a compliment, it was very unexpected, but it was so nice!”
“Oh that might’ve been Jacquelin she’s so lovely!”
by misterstarkidontwannago August 4, 2018
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Jacqueline

Jacqueline

Jacqueline is the type of girl who is the complete full package. U will always be questioning urself if its too good to be true. Jacqueline's are the expert of looks and books. They are beautiful in a way that can be interpreted to smoking hot and naturally gorgeous. At first they may seem dumb, but that's simply just an act to see what guys really care about her. Jacqueline's are exceptionally smart: both street and book. They make amazing friends, so don't ever let one go. They give the best advice and just have the natural ability to make everything seem better than it is. They are very seductive and unique. This girl knows the mind of a man. So watch out. She loves the game, and knows how to play. Don't ever piss one off, because you will be sorry. This girl is not up for a one night stand, she's too good for that. Although she may seem very cocky, there is alot about her that you would never know. She likes everyone thinking she has everything figured out, even when she has no idea. Although Jacqueline's flow with the crowd, they are naturally born Individuals.
Bill: I love Jacqueline

Ilene: who doesn't?
by Fox hame August 27, 2013
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Jacqueline

1. The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Jacqueline has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is down to earth And carefree. This name is given to beautiful woman. She is a drop dead gorgeous girl. If you meet one don't let her go!

2. Another word for perfection.

3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
Jacqueline is beautiful
by marleen2 November 20, 2013
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Jacquelynn

A perfect girl. She's incredibly witty, outgoing, both loud and quiet, responsible, incredibly organized, etc. Although only her closest friends know how crazy she is. She would make an incredible girlfriend. She's sexy yet cute, nice body, kind, affectionate, too damn loving, and is the sunshine on anyone's day. Few know, however, how they struggle inside, because they are perfectionists and love easily, they mentally abuse themselves and are broken inside. They face a lot of hardships, more than others, so they are the strongest of all. Usually they are either underestimated or overestimated, they may surprise both ways. Jacquelynn's are powerfull, yet only the ones that know her best know it.
Wow that girl is perfect...ought a be a Jacquelynn
by _ballofsunshine<3 April 29, 2019
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Jacqueline

Jacqueline is the name of a girl who is beautiful, not just because of her looks but for her personality. She is the kind of girl to cheer you up when you're blue, and is the best friend anybody could ask for. Jacqueline has the power to make anybody feel great no matter who they are. She can make even the saddest person feel like there's nothing wrong. Jacqueline isn't just any girl, she is THE girl you want in your life, no matter what role she plays.
Friend: Hey you :)

Jacqueline: Hi (:
by Zachawee April 29, 2013
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