jacob

the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*
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a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz

once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.

his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.
fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream?
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!
by geebdnanow August 05, 2008
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Jacob is short and mean and sucks at soccer, but thats not the only thing he sucks!!!
by natal.iiee :) February 20, 2017
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The act of ejaculating onto your own chin.
Robert really likes to masturbate, but he always finishes with a jacob.
by SuperKitty4000 February 11, 2016
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jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***
by brandi. September 27, 2013
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A guy who is a total jerk and an eggplant
hes a ducebag who every girl avoids because he can flip him eyelid and burp in your face
he has bad breath aka his super power "death breath"
he cant get a girl and has the skill of the Naruto Sexy JUSTU
he is dead inside and likes to get high on cheetos(dont ask)
him oppion never matters and none can be near him because he will roast u
He is a part of the COLT and MAFIA as well as......wait for it.......ILLUMONATI
YEAH THATS RIGHT
hes is the birth of a savage and a terrorist (rydney)
I bet u if he gives birth to a child, he would eat it
just saying!
by NARUTO!!!!!! December 19, 2017
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