Jeebus Crust

Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.

Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.

by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007

Jeebus Crisp

1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for

Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG

by T2forever January 14, 2020

Jeebus Nazi

A Christian Fundamentalist who blindly follows the whims of evangilists(who also qualify as Jeebus Nazis) into hateful bouts of discrimination, prejusice, and overall moronic behavior.

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are Jeebus Nazis, as are many of their followers.

by Jeff Chislett May 26, 2004

jeebz, jeebus

Deriving from the word 'Jesus' or 'Jeez' when used as an exclamation.

"Jeebus that boy is fat!"
"I was only kidding.. jeebz."

by irkensmirken February 11, 2005

Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.

"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"

by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022

jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone

cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"

by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017

Sweet Jeebus!

expression of admiration, or pleasant surprise. Derived from a Simpsons episode where Homer repeatedly confuses Jesus for "Jebus" ie: "-oh, save me Jebus!". Appropiate when fans of the show or very religious people are present.

Sweet Jeebus! what a day. First the pastor going on and on about a dude that did miracles. . .

by fortitudinal October 15, 2006