innocence 

the act of fucking your mom or your 97-year-old grandmother's cousin till your dick turns to liquid.

I like innocence

innocence by beyourself1234 April 5, 2022

Innocence 

Not me

I don't have any Innocence

Innocence by Knightress February 7, 2023

Innocence faded outro 

Synonym for Awesome,Amazing,Badass..

Etymology:(The outro guitar solo for innocence faded by Dream Theater which is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!)

DTDream TheaterInnocence FadedJohn PetrucciAwake

Dude..You made it to the band...thats so innocence faded outro..

This song is so innocence faded outro man!!!

Innocence Faded Outro!!

Innocence faded outro by tariq1890 November 5, 2011

Innocence Stealer 

Someone who steals someone's innocence by saying something that looks innocent but really has a dirty meaning.

C: Lol. Mouthwash.
A: Mouthwash?
C: A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth. :P
A: Y-you... innocence stealer..

Innocence Stealer by XeLaa December 19, 2009

Innocence Theory

"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.

"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"

"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."

Innocence Theory by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021

Innocence Shield 

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

Innocence Shield by FailedLab May 7, 2018

feigned innocence 

The act of relinquishing any responsibility when you manipulate people to do your bidding.

She feigned innocence when confronted with the awful truth.

feigned innocence by perpendicular November 28, 2013