Swinus Infection

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.

Swine Flu

Swinus Infection

Infection

Cold

Sinus Infection

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by swinus b real November 12, 2009

Weast Infection

A type of WTD (Weast-Transmitted Disease). Transmitted via contact with a Weast-Infected person. Symptoms include: Extreme arrogance, pride, and albinism. It is non-lethal, but you become extremely white, which research has proven (The BS Society of America) to reduce lifespan by 10 years, especially when living in an interracially rich city or town.

(Guy 1) Dude, you totally got a Weast infection!

(Really white guy) No, you're wrong! I'm always right! Besides, I haven't been around a Weast-infected person.

(Guy 1) Sure...

by TheOriginalWeast November 22, 2011

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"

by the_saurus October 20, 2012

direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.

i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it

by love1d94 April 1, 2013

Special Infected

These mother fuckers are the non Zerg rushing Zombies from Left 4 Dead. These fuckers can jump, run,climb and attack the fuck out of survivors, these are the W.T.F Zombies that make you bitches shit yourselves.

Fucking special infected.

by Special Infected March 23, 2009

Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.

I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012