candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.

Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.

by skid mark vz December 15, 2007

Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind

•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.

by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020

Blowin' in the Wind

is a song written by Bob Dylan in the 1960s, album The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan.

Basically, just a song of one of his albums.

by Dentonic PoWeLl May 13, 2005

Pissing in the wind

1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.

2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.

John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind

by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014

waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 21, 2017

Dust In The Wind

The act of placing any amount of cocaine on/in a partner's anus, then having said partner fart while you try to snort the cocaine powder out of the air. There are 2 accepted variations:

1) placing your nostrils directly above the anus while having your partner fart the cocaine directly into you nose

2) your partner blasts the cocaine into the air while you attempt to snort it all before it falls to the floor

Friends talking over pizza and beer:
Friend 1: "Damn man you trippin balls. You been hittin that bugger sugar?"
Friend 2: "Hell yeah brotatochip! Picked up this girl behind the Waffle House dumpster last night. She wore me out wit that brony play but luckily I had an 8 ball and caught some of that Dust In The Wind as a pick-me-up."
F1: "So love at 1st sight."
F2: "yeah we're married now. Also, its your mom."

by Mermen55 July 16, 2018