kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

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kennel point

When a dog takes a shit in the field giving the illusion he is pointing a game bird.

A:. "Is Bowser on point?"
B:. "Yeah... wait...naw, just a kennel point."

by Grouseslayer November 21, 2018

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cat in the kennel

a phrase often used to describe something that is out of place

for example a cat is not meant to be in a kennel as they are typically used for dogs

The really tall guy at a concert stood out like a cat in the kennel

by definingdemon69 October 19, 2023

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Synonyms with Kennel Technician. Lot's of poop scooping and cleaning of animal messes. Touching soiled laundry and risking losing fingers, while sticking your entire hand in dogs mouth with the intention to medicate. Constantly being scratched by overly excited dogs or pissed off pussies (aka Cats). Being treated like a butler by the doctors and technicians, "Do this", "Did you do it yet?", "Give Fluffy a bath now", "Are you sure you know how to feed a cat?" "Did you know how to scoop poop?" At the end of the day, you're likely to be covered in piss and shit or blood. Probably a combination of all three and be so tired you have to crawl out to your car. Yet...it's all worth it.

VET TECH : "HEY KENNEL BITCH...COME WASH THIS DOG'S BLANKET COVERED IN SHIT"

KENNEL BITCH : YES...MASTER.

by Like_A_Virgin_HAHA_Yeah_Right May 14, 2018

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Get the Kennel Bitchmug.

Jitterbug Kennels

Breeder of the best American Pit Bull Terriers (Bacon Shaka) that specialize in catching wild boar hogs.

Jitterbug kennels has the best American Pit Bull Terriers in the Nation.

by Bacon Shaka November 4, 2022

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get a kennel

A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display

You and that dog have been slobbering on each other for 10 minutes. Get a kennel!

by Linguistic February 23, 2012

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