Ballpark Snorkel

When a hot dog is inserted into someone’s rectum (typically consensually and for entertainment or shock value), only to be removed orally by a second party — who then proceeds to consume it. Often accompanied by disbelief, laughter, or PTSD in anyone who witnesses it.

I thought the Fourth of July couldn’t get any weirder until Timmy volunteered for a full-on Ballpark Snorkel behind the food truck.

She said she was hungry. I didn’t realize she meant for *that* hot dog. Total Ballpark Snorkel situation.

by Snorkel Timmay July 28, 2025

Reverse Ballpark

A sexual act where the female will jack a man off with the lips of her vagina, rather than with her ass cheeks in the ballpark.

"Baby, turn around and give me reverse ballpark."

Mijo: So what's new with you?
Tripas: Not much, just got some reverse ballpark last night.

"After winning the baseball game, Johnny went home and got reverse ballparked in honor of his win."

by Tripas12 August 23, 2011

Mr Paron's Ballpark

One of the trickiest places man has ever reached; legend says it can be attained by reading through all the unit slides and the Oxford Textbook in less than 60 minutes.

So now that we've wrapped Micro up does a Paper 1 on Monday sound good? Are we in the Mr Paron's Ballpark Ballpark?

by Fortnite Gamer 69240rotty May 22, 2022

Ballpark Frank

It is when you stick your dick between a pair of buttcheeks and rub back and forth, resembling a hot dog going into a bun. Hence, the ballpark frank.

"I'm gonna ballpark frank Meredith this weekend."

"Would you like a ballpark frank?"

"I was giving Kate the ballpark frank."

by ablizzy May 8, 2012

Ballpark Special

After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.

I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special

by cs1601 June 12, 2024