Cat's in the oven

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011

a bun in the oven

to be pregnant .

I hear Wendy's got a bun in the oven.

by ubi1216 February 11, 2015

the chicken is in the oven

The chicken is in the oven is a joke made by Swedish game developer rob top. At first people thought it was a hint that 2.1 was coming soon but nope it came months after.

Rob top posted the joke the chicken is in the oven

by incylix October 26, 2020

Kick you in the ojos

Kicking someone in their 'eyes'. (saying it in a sarcastic joking manner.)

For someone who doesn't understand spanish, might think it as something different.

dude: Haha I always beat you at basketball!
dude2: I'm gonna kick you in the ojos!

by jinx98 December 28, 2011

Astronaut In The Ocean

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter

"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"

by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021

Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.

Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

by ebensteben April 27, 2008

pissing in the ocean

a futile attempt; an act which will have very little or no consequence; a very small proportion of the whole

Trying to stop illegal downloading by arresting individual college students is like pissing in the ocean - there is no way they can arrest millions of internet-users.

by wube October 27, 2007