There's a snake in my boot

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.

Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

by Realone124 December 22, 2018

there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Dive in the Booty for a RAV4

When you’re willing to do just about anything to replace your old vehicle.

I’d dive in the booty for a RAV4, my broke ass Jeep don’t put out no more.

by Str8Cray January 10, 2018

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

get in aboot it

a term of encouragement

"shes nice mate"

"get in aboot it then!"

by Bygones May 6, 2008

Two Dimes ina Boot

In the car stereo business, it means two ten inch subwoofers installed in a sealed box.

I got da hookup on two dimes ina boot, at da Circuit Shitty.

by Choray October 3, 2007