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Impeetent

The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.
I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!
by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011
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impokent

"Impokent"..... Ha... I'll see about entering this into the Dictionary of Modern Slang.... Defined as the repeated Failure or inability to rise to the occasion when Poked on Facebook.... would be called "Impokent".
She poked me repeatedly on Facebook but I did not rise to the occasion and Poke her back... so she circulated the rumor that I was "impokent" .
by RJ Miller October 11, 2015
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importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.
It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.
by phrasardeur May 3, 2018
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impolement

The act of committing impolement is to impale someone on a pole either literally or metaphorically.

Impole, Impoled
Kia was charged with impolement after she impoled Joseph, ending their relationship.
by Tactical Toffee February 26, 2021
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