I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

I won't tell if you don't by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018

don't bro me if you don't know me 

the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.

Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.

don't bro me if you don't know me by broeylogano March 24, 2013

Boy if you don't gone somewhere 

it's when someone say something over and over or something that make you just say what??? Or hell naw

them" he buddy friend pal... can I copy your homework?"
You".... boy if you don't gone somewhere

Or
Them "hey you dropped your pocket"
You"... boy if you don't gone somewhere "

Or
Them" you got games on your phone??? You got games on your phone???? You got games on your...
You- boy if you don't gone somewhere

Boy if you don't gone somewhere by Weirdo-chip July 20, 2017

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it. 

“life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it” - Ferris Bueller

Basically means to enjoy life and do want you wanna do, don’t let anyone stop u from living life to the fullest.

parent: make sure you go to school everyday and become successful. If I see you on your phone your grounded, study!

Kid: no, I want to have some fun and enjoy life, just like what Ferris Bueller said

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it. by champagnebaby November 19, 2019

DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't

In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.

Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!

DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't by QuacksO February 25, 2020

boi if you don't get cho 

said when someone says something dumb or does something stupid. you can finish the sentence but you don't have to.

random kid - i wanna fuck my uncle
me - boi if you don't get cho

boi if you don't get cho by boi if you dont get cho April 14, 2019

Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.

Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT

Boy If You Don't Git by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 12, 2015