IBM

Short for Important Business Man.

Q: Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate from college?
A: I'm gonna be an IBM. Gotta make that cash!

by briantroy December 9, 2009

IBM

This term stands for an "ideal black man." This term is mainly used by African-Americans and it was mentioned a lot in the movie Something New.

girl 1: I want a nice tall brotha whose been to college, has a respectable job, doesn't have any kids, and is fione

girl 2: girlfriend that is hard to find these days

girl 1: well thats my IBM, ideal black man.

by Shadé Q. September 3, 2007

IBM

A company that rocks, on the cutting edge of research and development.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.

IBM rocks.

by Don September 13, 2002

IBMed

When IBM Exectutives take over your company and screw you.

Man they lowered my salary and fired my friend because she is a women, we got IBMed!

by Junebug67 January 29, 2015

IBM

"It's broke, man."

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

IBM

I Blame Meyer

A good explanation for anything from canon- sues to murder.

She sicced Cedward and the BellBitch on us, SHE DESERVES TO DIE. Swine- flu? IBM.

by sparemint November 21, 2009

IBM

Inmensa Bola de Mierda, spanish for Giant Ball of Shit.

You are an IBM

Eres una GBS

by Tu mama, si la tuya! December 2, 2010