A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
by SakerShoprite June 27, 2017
P1: How are you so fit?
P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
P1: oh ok
P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
P1: oh ok
by The Ranting Kid Rants February 11, 2018
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by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019
When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy March 15, 2016
by TheMarketMan June 23, 2022
Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 08, 2017