Eye humping

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.

"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"

by Agifofo December 9, 2007

awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

Dry Humping Whore

A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.

Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."

Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."

by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008

Reindeer Humping

The game of going in someone else's yard and awkwardly positioning reindeer to make them look like they are "getting it on"

Man that street got hella reindeer, lets go reindeer humping tonight.

by lilcity321 December 25, 2009

gatho humping

A style of kissing at a Gatho involving excessive dry humping of your partners leg whilst making noisy slurping kissing sound whilst clashing your teeth together.

To be considered Gatho humping it must be carried out in the vicinity of the other Gatho goers and making said goers feel extremely uncomfortable.

Did you see those two freaks Gatho Humping last night?

I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

Man I was so wasted last night I hope I didn't engage in any Gatho Humping.

by LTLFTC September 24, 2017

Gatho Humping

Gatho Humping, is violent face sucking, with the intention to create one giant hickey on a victim or partners face, whilst vigorously grinding on a partner. Gatho Humping must be preformed in front of a crowd to make them feel un comftorable and awkward.

Man I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

I had such a blast Gatho Humping Joe Blogs last night.

Eww did you see those two weirdos Gatho Humping on the ground *puke*

by pedro Clarlstin September 24, 2017

House Humping

House Humping is when a couple travels to an open house, and then when the Realtor is distracted they find an empty room or closet to have a quickie in.

We were house humping. We had sex in a house a Realator showed to us.

by AllAroundMe November 30, 2010