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Highway Hummer

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.
Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.
by rbc December 10, 2004
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hummeroo

The slight moaning sound a man makes while receiving a hummer.
There's no more musical sound than that of a hummer accompanied by a hummeroo.
by calmling January 11, 2008
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cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties
I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.
by echar September 22, 2009
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sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.
First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!
by Drew Bob September 15, 2006
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Humama

I enjoy being my dog’s humama.
by Ziggy’s mom April 19, 2021
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hummie

a play on the word homie, in effect giving it a 'southern twist'. there is to: thurr, as homie is to: hummie.
"Yo hummie, you got change for a dollar?"
"This IS a dollar hummie, it's one of them Sacagawea golden dollar coins."
by the amazing hobo September 15, 2004
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hummina hummina

gibberish used to convey excitement or immediate sexual attraction to someone that takes your breath away. Similar to shwing but more subtle.
A really hot guy (or girl) enters the room. You gasp, then mutter, "hummina hummina hummina" while you think about all the naughty things you'd like to do to him (or her)
by Sluntastic March 25, 2008
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