BG hourglass

Used to describe something or make it more interesting. Can replace: stupid, cool, ignorant, sweet, crazy, amazing, whatever you want. Also can be used to confuse people by making them guess what it means (so learn up).

Dog those shoes are so BG hourglass.
I'm so BG hourglass right now.
You're acting real BG hourglass bro.

by Sir_Callahan March 16, 2009

double hourglass

(n) when the stomach and gut area of a female outline an hourglass shape inside of an hourglass figure

I dont think crunches will fix my double hourglass.

by Angie V December 17, 2008

The Hourglass Theory

The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.

Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.

by neva eva October 16, 2012

too much sand in the hourglass

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...

Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

by Elliebear June 3, 2008

Tilting the Hourglass

one of the BEST songs ever by Alesana

Tilting the Hourglass goes like: Emptiness has darkened my eyes as I hoplessley beg for my life to end. Tell me why.

by TheToothSucker July 22, 2010

king of hourglass

the greatest bit in sot history, the phrase "king of hourglass" refers to legendary hourglass of fate champion, NessieDoes, who is known for his reign of terror over the sea of thieves in the oceania region. the king is often aided by his #1 helm Jay who is known to be so frikin' cool. honourable mention goes to BigSponge, the clown prince of bilging.

NESSIEDOES KING OF HOURGLASS

by iluvtimtams October 24, 2023

man hourglass shape

A man hourglass shape is a man with big {manboobs} and huge ass. All men with this shape re obese or atleast overweight. This is the worst shape for men(unlike women.)

Girl1: Hey u should date Todd I heard he's nice.
Girl2:No way! I heard he has man hourglass shape, I dont wanna with that freak.

by Devil Kisses April 27, 2009