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inconvenient horniness 

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

hornyfied 

to be made extremely horny (wanting sex)
Baby please don't make me hornyfied while im at work!
hornyfied by RYNO_1993 June 4, 2009

Hornified 

God damn I'm hornified.
Hornified by 13 March 26, 2003

horniness 

That feeling when you see someone elses mother
Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now
horniness by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Hornified 

a verb; a word that means you're terrified about what's about to come (heh) but you're kind of into it
charles - " are you ready, babe? "

you - " i don't know, charles, im pretty hornified right now.. "

charles - " ... what, with all do respect, the fuck does that mean? "

you - " do you really wanna know? "

charles - ".. yeah, let's just fuck. "

narrator - " and that's how the dinosaurs died. the end. "
Hornified by sad owl whore June 26, 2019