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canadian home invasion

When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.
I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!
by Chel Crow March 9, 2016
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Home inquiry

A term for asking someone to homecoming. Like a promposal, but worse
Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”

Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”

Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper
by Blanderson Blooper September 29, 2018
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Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.
1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?
by zerogroup November 9, 2018
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home invasion

Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.
by Steve-Rob September 9, 2006
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Home Invasion

A colonoscopy is an examination of the colon and small bowel with a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the anus.
I'm going for my home invasion this week. They better have sterilised the camera since the last patient!

I'm having a home invasion with Doctor Proctor. Will he send flowers and chocolates afterwards?
by GregFresser October 31, 2011
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canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016
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