Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

Holy Ghosting

Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!

Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!

by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

Holy Ghosting

When God ignores your prayers.

I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!

by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021

Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

by Savannahghost November 7, 2018

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Holy Ghost Prep.

The highschool in Southeastern PA with the boys with mad pussy on their dick everynight, they also own those pussy ass kids at Father Judge Highschool.

"Hey did you hear Andrew goes to Holy Ghost Prep.?"
"Of Course he does, his dick is so wet from pussy its like a pool noodle!"

by thesigmaboy420 January 21, 2025