When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.
Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.
by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

by sdfern1 August 6, 2023

Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!
by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.
When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.
When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.
by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.
by Savannahghost November 7, 2018

I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!
by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.
by anonymous June 29, 2024
