The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.
by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011

A small slab of wood that would normally go inside of a butthole for easy defecation inside of prison. But is instead being inserted into the dick hole for torture and or pleasure. Commonly used together with the prison poops
by dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.
Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!
I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?
Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...
I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?
Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...
by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008

by eatbigmeat December 1, 2022

A soulless half a woman with no personality and unable to control emotions with traits such as being able to be jealous of other women and body shamed so all it is good for is it's holes that a penis can fit in
by Zeitgeist997 April 26, 2025

by Fgcgjjv March 16, 2019
