Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.
History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
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Heavily used during World War two by the Germans, later by the Chinese during the Chinese Civil war. Cartridge or belt fed weapon. Optional bi-pod used in general purpose situations, later full mounting. Weighed between 27-45 lbs. Fearsome weapon.
Heavily used during World War two by the Germans, later by the Chinese during the Chinese Civil war. Cartridge or belt fed weapon. Optional bi-pod used in general purpose situations, later full mounting. Weighed between 27-45 lbs. Fearsome weapon.
"I bought a replica of Hitler's Buzzsaw, had it mounted on the passenger door, and now my delivery tips are out of sight."
"The US invasion of Normandy was hard pressed by the entrenched German military and their solid defensive armament, including Hitler's Buzzsaw."
"The US invasion of Normandy was hard pressed by the entrenched German military and their solid defensive armament, including Hitler's Buzzsaw."
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When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".
When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".
"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with my best friend, she said she was just itchy and needed a scratch, what a hitler's alibi."
by boz o b May 8, 2010
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Get the hitler's drug mug.colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.
"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."
"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."
"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."
"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
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I Hitler's Claw-ed her!
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