Hepoglemus

The random parts of your body that hurt but you don't know where they hurt specifically.

OW FUCK MY HEPOGLEMUS HURTS

by The inventor of Hepoglemus May 11, 2019

heebonk

heebonk.

jae: bonkhee?
hayden: no, heebonk.

by libboob April 13, 2020

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

Heeboner

The term commonly used by fangirls and fanboys in the Kim Heechul (member of famous korean boy band, Super Junior) fandom.

Kim Heechul's fans often get a Heeboner when they see him.

See also Heechul

Fan#1: Did you see the new Music Video?
Fan#2: Yeah! I couldn't take my eyes of Heechul. I had a massive Heeboner all the way through it.

Fan#1: Look at Heechul!
Fan#2: But I'll get a Heeboner!

by Ru-ki April 14, 2012

heeyotch

Masculine version of the word bitch, or beeyotch.

That heeyotch stole my beeyotch.

by Joe October 28, 2003

Heedo

Nice guy, but has trouble acknowledging his crushes, and causes many dead ends because of it.

"I do NOT have a crush on Ann" "Yes you do, you are being such a Heedo"

by arab68-free-download April 28, 2019

Herpolated

One who has herpes or exhibits the signs of herpes. They would be said to be herpolated.

Sarah the promiscuous prostitute's herpolated body turned off the majority of her clients.

by Sir Jeff June 16, 2004