Waterproof Ice

Ice, but waterphobic.

Eh, is that what waterproof ice?

Yeah.

But, why?

So it doesn't melt.

by lolplease454 July 30, 2022

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022

Waterproofish

Was once waterproof but due to tomfoolery and/or redneck engineering it may or may not keep things inside dry anymore.

Hey Brandon is that thing waterproof? There are a couple of holes siliconed on the top, so it’s waterproofish.

by Bronson90 August 15, 2023

Waterproofish

Was once waterproof but due to tomfoolery and redneck engineering it may or may not keep things dry anymore.

Hey Brandon is that thing waterproof? There are a couple of holes siliconed on the top so it’s waterproofish.

by Bronson90 August 15, 2023

Waterproofer

More waterproof (er) than waterproof

We're gonna keep the tape on the screwholes on the trunk to make it waterproofer

by Flying Baguettes July 4, 2023