hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...

So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.

by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009

roast beef sammiches

Beer

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003

Hammiesem

"The great pelican god swooped down and plucked us from the boiling sea, saving both us and the village" -1067
Hammy, the lord of time and space! Saving many lives with his enormous hammy mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Preast Of Hammy July 8, 2010