h.a.m.

Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Anticipating the arrival of her blind-date, Tammy envisioned a dashing, debonair Southern gentleman - a well-coiffed, mustachioed Rhett Butler - however, her hopes wilted like day-old daisies when she was picked up by Wayne in his uncle's Camaro wearing a muscle-shirt and sweatpants complementing his newly-grown h.a.m. and a luxuriant mullet."

by dorianX January 25, 2009

H.A.M.

Hard at Midnight

Last night I turned 21. Hit the bars up H.A.M. style.

by hard at midnight June 2, 2011

Going H.A.M.

going Hard As a Motherfucker on someone, crazy, balistic

He better not step to me cuz ima go HAM on da bitch!!!! I'm Going H.A.M. on these bitches.

by liljesus3890 January 21, 2011

Going H.A.M

To go Hard As A Muthafucka!

Im going H.A.M. in the club.

by ahutton4 March 4, 2011

Going H.A.M.

Going Hard As A Motherfucker

As used in the Jay-Z and Kanye West song H.A.M.

Meaning to put a large amount of effort into something

Random Guy:Damn i died!!!! Im Going H.A.M. on these bastards!!

by ThatGuyWhoDefines March 21, 2011

Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Pam Gone H.A.M.

Deffiently not something you wanna find out. She can deffiently whoop some butt. If you ever have a chance to see what happens when she does go h.a.m must be your worst nightmare of a day.

Person 1~ Dude... What happened?
Person 2~ Pam Gone H.A.M. on me...
Person 1~ Man..... Your still alive?!

by OtterTot February 14, 2012