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Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar
by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022
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A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.
by Filbs April 7, 2008
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Dead Guitar era

A stretch of time in popular music where modern Rock bands reduce guitar use in their music in favor of keyboards and electronics. Usually lasts about 3-5 years. This does not mean guitar oriented music doesn't receive radio airplay or that the bands in question remove the instrument from their music altogether.
The time this definition was written could be considered a dead guitar era, with the rise in prominence of bands like Imagine Dragons.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 30, 2014
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Dick Guitar

Dick guitar is when a person grabs a penis and pretends to strum it like a guitar. The 'Guitar' can be substituted for another instrument such as the violin or drums.
Hot girl flirting with guy: "I play guitar you know."
man thinking: 'I'm sure you'd like to play some dick guitar too.'
by Bab Sang Pyo July 17, 2009
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dentist guitar

Lossing or damaging a tooth when playing the guitar with your teeth
I chipped a tooth playing dentist guitar last night.
by Anonymous November 2, 2002
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dirty guitar

When a chick you picked up off some random place sucks your dick until you get a huge boner, then you stick it in her asshole to get it all dirty and shit, then she plays it as hard as she fucking can. my sluts can almost play Iron Man. They can't seem to get it right though.
Sup man. Got a dirty guitar last night, they're selling them at Guitar Center. Some slut gave me one for only $50. she played it real well too, and she taught me how to play Master of Puppets. I hear Lurhana does it with other guys.
by Cuntslut McTitsex October 10, 2007
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dentist guitar

The kind of guitar your dentist would play. Typically a repetitive, badly played, two chord "song"
I just couldn't get into the practicing tonight. All I could play was dentist guitar
by Bungalow Bill December 23, 2001
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