Guacamole Nigga Penis is one of the many retarded phrases used by the idiot children that reside in Glenridge Middle School. Guacamole Nigga Penis can only be said by those with the n-word pass.
Ardani: Guacamole Nigga Penis!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!
by That Scifi Nerd April 11, 2019

The first word that was invented. Has lot's of religious meanings behind it but there are not so many people left that understands the meaning. You're only alowed to use the word in sexcaves and at disneypark.
Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.
Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.
Mom : U gay nigga?
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S
Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S
Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis
by wallah March 8, 2019

my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ต
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ต
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
by Godly superior epic gaymer May 2, 2019

by imarealnigger March 17, 2025

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature
person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
by joeishandicapped February 5, 2025

Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"
by penis holderr 340 July 12, 2023

by daddy whigger February 13, 2024
