Guac Guac 3000

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.

I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020

Guac guac 9000

When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado

Dude Stacy gave me

Guac guac 9000

last night I will never forget that.

by Epic gamer 69 420 February 3, 2021

Guac Guac 9000

The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.

"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"

by Christopher Dune March 27, 2022

Guac

pronounced gwok-The grease-like substance that forms between the scrotum and anus during high physical activity or intense situations.

I've got swampass so bad that guac is dripping down my loins.

by taehi August 30, 2008

GUAC

To force one cock down anothers throat with furious anger and acute targeting of the tonsil to induce mass gagging, vomiting and the always inevitable "GUAC". The person/persons recieving the "GUAC" will often elect to be killed afterwards.

Yo I was babysitting John sister and I totally made that bitch guac on my cock

Dude shut the fuck up or I wont let my mom guac you

Hey nigger wanna make a penny? Come here and give me a good guac

by John mC nigitire October 31, 2006

Guac

(n.) Female ejaculate (use "man-guac" for males)
(v.) To ejaculate as a female.

"There was guac ALL OVER the place." "She's not much of a guacer, unfortunately."

by tystick September 25, 2007

Guac

Used to describe a trick ass hoe.

your girlfriend, your mom, your grandma

by matt December 28, 2004