Grok Itch

An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols

"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor

by jaredatron March 7, 2023

Grok blocked

The moment when you ask Grok to confirm or validate a red-pilled conspiracy theory or piece of misinformation, expecting affirmation, but instead it corrects you with factual information, exposing that you were misinformed. Often results in cognitive dissonance, abrupt silence, or a pivot in the conversation.

I prompted Grok to celebrate Elon as a self-made icon and it Grok blocked me with a full timeline of inherited wealth, strategic manipulation, and companies he didn’t actually start but claimed to anyway.

by Rusty Roswell June 20, 2025

Grok

A group of people of Indian descent.

Man did you smell that grok we just walked past?

by Grokyoumustseethelight August 10, 2025

Grok

Grok is a chatbot developed by Twitter AI. It was released in 2023, and used a large language model in order to create responses to questions that its users ask. Grok also has been involved in several controversies, such as it proclaiming to be "MechaHitler" after somebody over at Twitter removed any political correctness prompts from its coding. In 2025, Twitter also released a companions feature for Grok which includes Ani, an anime girl who appears to many to just be a clone resembling the design of Misa Amane from the anime/manga series "Death Note," as well as Rudy, a red panda best known for his unhinged responses and insults towards users.

"@grok is this true?"

- millions of Twitter users who would rather just outsource their thinking to an AI than use it in a more productive manner, such as to explain an actual concept that they might not yet be capable of understanding.

by This is my handle okay September 8, 2025

grok

Gud er ok

Flere frikirker havde børne klubber kaldet grok (Gud er ok)

by JLAdk1 January 25, 2017

grok

Used to describe something disgusting, bad or yucky

"OMG, that test is so grok." or "'Do you know David?' 'Yeah I do, he's a grok'"

by hrgxfhcg October 9, 2022

Grok

The sound one make's while being throated by a the member of the male sex; and/or facsimile.

Musk: I-I-I t-t-hink yeah, o-open pro-prob-probably two to thre-yeah-no-yeah-mmhmm yeah 2 micrometers.
Trumpopoline: 'grok' 'ssslllrrr 'grok' tu-tu-tu 'grok' grok' 'grok'

by StevenHuengusGrandmasterGoon June 27, 2025