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Three Laws of Grant Sex

The Three Laws of Grant Sex are a set of laws that define the limits and possibilities of Grant Sex. They are as follows:

Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.

Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.

Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Grant Police: STOP CITIZEN, you are in violation of Grant Sex law, the third. All citizens are required to know the Three Laws of Grant Sex.
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*
by KbAb March 5, 2011
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Grant Sanders

Man look at the Grant Sanders. I wish I had that much fashion.
by FagslAyer11 August 27, 2017
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grant stewart

The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.
That guy just blew a zebra!!!! OMG what a grant stewart!!!!
by SLICKPOTATOESKINS September 2, 2016
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Grant shields

Tattererd ass
well my pants look like grant shields.
by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016
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Grant Stone

Grant Stone (adj.) - A phrase used to describe someone or something that combound effortless coolness and borderline perfection in a way that is undeniably impressive to the point it sparks envy.
Behind the wheel of a vintage Porsche, shades locked in, pulling up to the swankiest Thai spot in town-he's not showing off, he's just Grant Stone in motion.
by Elwood Vanzetti May 13, 2025
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Lane Grant Smith

De•gen•er•ate - having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.

"Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas"
"My boy, Lane Grant Smith, hangs with the scum of society - they are all a bunch of degenerates. Breaks my heart"
by Not Your Daddy's Llama April 19, 2018
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