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Glooblesnort 

(noun): A small, furry creature with a long, snakelike tail that can emit a high-pitched screech when threatened. Glooblesnorts are known for their ability to camouflage themselves in any environment, making them difficult to spot. They are often found in dark, damp places such as caves and underground tunnels, where they feed on insects and small rodents. Despite their cute and furry appearance, Glooblesnorts are highly territorial and will fiercely defend their territory against any perceived threats, including humans. If you ever encounter a Glooblesnort, it's best to give it a wide berth and avoid any confrontations.
"I was exploring the dark and damp cave when suddenly I heard a high-pitched screech. I cautiously approached the sound and caught a glimpse of a small, furry creature with a snakelike tail. It was a Glooblesnort, and I knew I had to be careful not to disturb its territory."
Glooblesnort by mendu May 22, 2023
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Googlesnardel

To be blindfolded and made to lick the arsehole of another person while they cut your hair
My girl is a hairdresser she would give a great Googlesnardel.
Googlesnardel by Emcc October 29, 2025

gorglesnork

can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective
“yo why u look like a gorglesnork” “yeah i gorglesnorked that kid” “this food is genuinely albanian gorglesnork” “abbie and charlotte wore straight gorglesnork today”
gorglesnork by charmaxxing April 18, 2026