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Goaty

knighted by george washington himself. Amazing celebrity. Recorded and produced the shrek movies.
person 1: Whats a goaty?
person 2: the greatest goat ever!!!!!
by Gummy beared hobo January 30, 2022
mugGet the Goatymug.

Goatis

Another way to say ‘Jesus,’ ‘Saviour,’ ‘Christ,’ ‘Enlightener,’ ‘Prophet,’ etc.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025
mugGet the Goatismug.

Goaty

by Gummy beared hobo January 29, 2022
mugGet the Goatymug.

Goatiness

Her fans could not take GOATINESS
by The G0@T February 26, 2018
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old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
by madd marauder April 26, 2011
mugGet the old goatymug.

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