A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard
"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
by MrsDLT November 2, 2015
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Not Goaty is like not slay. If you did something that was a mistake or turned out bad, you would say Not Goaty. This word can also be understood as Not Greatest of All Time.
That was so Not Goaty.
by November 18, 2022
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A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
by madd marauder April 6, 2011
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