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ghostbuster 

A contractor or mechanic who makes up, or exaggerates problems in order to upsell you on additional, or more expensive services.
The last HVAC guy who came in was a total ghostbuster. He was saying that my brand new furnace needed to be replaced, and he even wrote up a quote to replace the entire house's ductwork. All the furnace needed was a new igniter part. So I hired someone else who replaced the part for a fair rate.
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Ghostbuster 

When you are having sex and bust a nut just as the other person dies, you've just pulled off the super difficult to achieve ghostbuster.
I was banging a gilf and just as I jizzed she had a heart attack. I Ghostbustered all over that pussy.

Ghostbuster 

I am a ghostbuster , I hunt ghosts

GHOSTBUSTER S
WHEN THERES SOMETHING STANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

WHO YOU CALL?
911
WHEN THERES SOMETHING WEIRD AND IT DON’T LOOK GOOD

WHO YOU GONNA CALL
GHOSTBUSTERS
DUN DUN DUN SUN DUN DUN DUN

Ghostbuster 

Someone that blocks people that don't anwser their messages.
- Hello
- Hey
- What's up?
*no answer despite being online*
(one week later...)
*block*
- Why did you block them?
- Because I'm a ghostbuster.
Ghostbuster by Alec Avilo March 18, 2023

Ghostbuster 

Someone that blocks who does ghost on them.
Raymond: Hey, nice pic!
Leonard: Hi, thank you! Yours too!
Raymond: Thanks. What's your name?
Leonard: *proceeds to ghost*
Raymond: (Oh my goodness, have I done something wrong?)

(One week later...)
Raymond: Hello?

Leonardo: *Keeps ghosting*
Raymond: (tara-tara-tara, tarataratara ta)
Raymond: *blocks*

(One day later...)

Rachel: Hi Raymond, what're you up to?
Raymond: Oh, I just blocked a guy who was ghosting on me.
Rachel: How come?
Raymond: cuz imma ghostbuster
Ghostbuster by Alec Avilo March 18, 2023

Ghostbuster 

A term to describe somebody that masturbates to videos of deceased pornstars.
"Dude, I was jerking off to a Dahlia Sky scene last night"

"Man, you a Ghostbuster!?"
Ghostbuster by Motherlover47 June 2, 2023

ghostbuster 

when you make a trans girl cum and nothing comes out but she simultaneously leaves her body as she's shaking with enjoyment
i gave her a really good ghostbuster and she finally met the holy spirit
ghostbuster by darkestofkin January 18, 2024