gerdes

an upscene abstract object that floats in space. it is large enough for its very own gravitational pull.

Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.

you are being so GERDes right now.

by wedefinewords August 7, 2011

Gerd

Gerd is a tall, quiet man who can harbour a grudge. Out of the blue he will explode and let his neighbour know why the fuck its not ok to say what they just said. And when he does it will hurt. His best kept secret is his loving heart. I will always wonder why Gerd hides something so pure and true and beautiful. I guess to him his love is holy, thus not to be talked about, shown, communicated, illustrated. Holy is heaven is spirit. The impact of his religious upbringing is self-evident. A force you must respect.

Gerd might not be amused if you offer him the classical chat-up scenario. You know, the sexually loaded, hedonistic approach. Its not deep enough. And Gerd needs deep. Gerd goes and breathes deep. Gerd lives and loves deep.

"Hello Gerd, i heard you like music. I made this playlist just for you. Every song, every rhythm is very meaningful to me and my love for you."

by Krkič June 22, 2019

Irma Gerd

The phrase you say when another Hurricane Irma comes.

Irma Gerd, it's Hurricane Irma!!!!

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

Gerd Murnin'

A Hicklish way to say "Good Morning"

Lane told the pretty lady Gerd Murnin' to impress her with his hicklish

by Ginger0verlord May 15, 2019

Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

er meh gerd

same thing as OMG

person A : I just found out I"m pregnant!!
person B : Er Meh Gerd

by Wei Li Ting March 5, 2016

Gerd

Equivalent to neek, NErd+geEK=neek therefore gerd=GEek+neRD. Its often someone who think they do anything and/or doesn't take any advice from others. They go out of their way to work/learn. They often don't know slang.

person 1:"yo Harry come play COD with us when u get back ye, Jake just got the game and he's tryna rank up."
person 2:"sorry, no because my teacher would be very disappointed in me if I do not complete the work she has set"
person 1:" oh my daaaaaze man why you such a gerd lately. "

by monk3 February 4, 2021