Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

Flag

Get the Gelatinous blobmug.

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

Flag

Get the gelatinous emumug.

gelatinous abrasion

A wound that results on the human skin after having been power-washed with nickelodeon gak. Resembles a cut filled with gak.

1) Hook up your power-washer to a tank of gak.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.

by Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker March 31, 2010

Flag

Get the gelatinous abrasionmug.

gelatin scrunchie

The sexual act of ejaculating around a females wrist, and having her shove her fist up the male counterparts asshole.

dang man, this bitch gave me the gelatin scrunchie last night!

by Pineapple Trapdoor February 25, 2015

Flag

Get the gelatin scrunchiemug.

GELATINOUS FATTIUS

AN OBESE MAN THAT RESPONDS TO THE TO THE ALIAS NAME OF "NETTO" WHOM PERFORMS HOMOSEXUAL MAN PLEASURES IN RETURN FOR TWINKIES AND DONUTS.

IF "NETTO" WAS A GREEK GOD HIS NAME WOULD BE "GELATINOUS FATTIUS".

by BOB1980 October 18, 2008

Flag

Get the GELATINOUS FATTIUSmug.

Skeleton on the gelatin

A stillborn left out to dry , for mourning purposes.

Kinda sick.i kno

Ignorant Jenny: "Mmm Wats this?looks good.." ( reaches in. Chip ready..)
Mourning Karen: " Dont do that. Its not cooked. Thats raw Skeleton on the gelatin"

by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022

Flag