freckle wagon

n. fictional conveyance that delivers freckles, nevi and lentigo to the homes of cute girls.

Wow! I see you kept the freckle wagon pretty busy when you were little.

What?

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

Freckle Disease

A disease spread from person to person through contact that includes freckles to the victim that may spread.

The freckle disease was a disaster that started from a unknown school

by WiseKookie May 19, 2017

freckle dick

Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.

person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"

by coinroller June 13, 2007

Freckle Snatcher

A person who engages in sex with a red-haired freckled person, also known as a ginger.

Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.

Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.

by Hotlan November 25, 2009

Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".

I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.

“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”

by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015

Freckle Bitche's

A spoof of Wendy's from the game "Saint's Row"

Misspelled from "Freckle Bitchs

Lets go down to Freckle Bitche's to get me a hamburger

by K.P.M. October 8, 2006